• Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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  • American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards

xbsessed-with-trxye:

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

I don’t think I’m supposed to be laughing this hard

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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