reverseracists:

brokendildo:

need some1 2 👅 the 🐱

need some1 2 square the square

(via clesktop)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via lost-in-dreamlandd)

corruptedparadox:

aggressivejelly:

corruptedparadox:

༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ can we talk about this fucking emoticon 

isnt that the red thing from dont hug me im scared

oh my god 

(via clesktop)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti, via lost-in-dreamlandd)